HARRY POTTER IN THE HOOD

HARRY POTTER IN THE HOOD

I’m a boy named Harry both my parents are dead

Now I’m hangin in the ghetto earnin wizard street cred

In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties,

My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties

Malfoy is the boy i'd like to kick in the rump

We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump

I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy

Buckbeak is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty

I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers

I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers

Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man

I can’t wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!

MY NAME IS HARRY P

TO THE "O",

TO THE" T"

TO THE "T",

TO THE "E"

TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man

He puts the hex in the city

Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy

When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone

So I Hufflepuff the chronic till the Sorcerer's Stoned

At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak

For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke

I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans

I be Grubbin on Hedwig’s hot and spicy wings

The muggles all see me as a nifty gent

But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...

A magic spell can cause a bad reaction

Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson

I drink poly-juice potion when I'm in the hood carousin,

Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000

MY NAME IS HARRY P

TO THE "O",

TO THE" T"

TO THE "T",

TO THE "E"

TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man

He puts the hex in the city

Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy

Water skiing with Hagrid in the castle trough

On the carpet eatin burgers like Hasslehoff

I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies

I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies

I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie-

Got this bitchin gear from Fubu and it’s super-fly

A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads,

Galleon gold in my grill, extensions in my dreads

The ladies all love me cause I look so fine

I'm poppin out more babies than Federline

2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb

A dime bag of flu-powder to get back to the crib

A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool

One sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul

MY NAME IS HARRY P

TO THE "O",

TO THE" T"

TO THE "T",

TO THE "E"

TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man

He puts the hex in the city

Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy

In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood

He uses magic powers for the forces of good

He eradicates evil, he protects the poor

I get a little, on my dumbledor