An Open Letter to Stephen Fry (Original Song)

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Текст:

Your heart is promised to a man

So I have no hope to win it

But consider my proposal, Sir, if you can find a minute

I think that our species will be better with you in it

I know you have your problems

And maybe I have mine

But you should leave someone to carry on

When you have turned to dust

Plant your genome in an infant, Sir

I think it’s only just

And you would need someone to bare this child

A woman you can trust

I’ll put my body on the line/life

Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why

You wouldn’t want something maybe

Let me have you baby

You would be amazed what science does these days

So think it over and send along your seed.

I am ideal for this position which I hope you will no doubt

I got those child bearing hips you always hear so much about

I have permission from my boyfriend and he’d like to help you out

I know it isn’t much buy its what I have to give and I don’t drink and I don’t smoke

And I eat all my leafy greens

I’ll try to go to be much earlier

Get on my back seats

And I’ll put headphones on my belly

And I’ll cut back on caffeine

I’ll hang an iPad in the crib

Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why

You wouldn’t want something maybe

Let me have you baby

And I’m in my prime

So you got loads of time

So when your ready

Send along your seed

You deserve to reproduce

I was built to procreate

I hope my womb can be of use

So think it over

I can wait

And when you are sure of it

And I will be your servant again

Please

Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why

You wouldn’t want something maybe

Let me have you baby

I adore you dear

I come before you here

To be the only women you will only need

And my fertility is nearly guaranteed

Cause I have all the tools that you require to bread

So send along your seed

You would be amazed what science does these days

So think it over and send along your seed.

Would be amazed what science does these days

So think it over and send along your seed.